he shaved USA in his pubs
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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