Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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