We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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