will power is for people who don't want to get laid
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
