one might say we're banned from that church
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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