Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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