i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
