what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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