We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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