Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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