I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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