Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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