He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
