Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
