She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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