I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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