I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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