do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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