Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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