Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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