if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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