problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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