**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
