I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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