she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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