that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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