Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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