If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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