what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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