she looked like the bat from fern gully.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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