do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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