38 yer olds are good kisserssss
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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