I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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