from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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