break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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