I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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