we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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