i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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