I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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