I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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