What a fucking waste of an outfit
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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