How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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