he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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