I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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