Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I wear drunk well.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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