I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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