Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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