on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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