She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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