Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm really into asian looking animals
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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