He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
someone owes me an orgasm
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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