May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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