It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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