pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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