Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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