I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
