Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
soo... how was my night?
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