She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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